I Had to Laugh

I was cleaning out a purse I haven't used since April. Aside from the pens, notebooks, loose change and empty cigarette pack (*shrug), here's what I found: 1 full box of tampons; 3 loose tampons; 2 panty liners; 1 full-size pad; 1 half-full bottle of Excedrin; 1 half-full bottle of Advil; 1 bottle of Pamprin with 4 tablets in it; 1 pair of clean underwear.

Must be my moods are getting better because I couldn't help but laugh. Man, has my life ever changed in just a few short months. I can't believe I carried all that stuff around and thought it was normal. Well, for a few years I thought it was normal. Then, I came to my senses.